Cliche Desert Island Question

You are trapped on a desert island and can bring only five (5) objects with you – what would they be and why?

 

Hm, hm, hm…

 

The five things I would bring with me on a deserted island would have to be: my laptop, an Internet connection, my phone, a really hot man and a fully stocked kitchen.

 

I guess I have some explaining to do, huh? Well, I would obviously take my laptop because she is my world. Yes, she as in Victoria. She’s a very sophisticated lady. I do everything on my laptop. It houses my entertainment as well as my work. I literally cannot live without my computer. Is that sad?

 

To access all the great things that the Internet provides us today, I would of course need an Internet connection. High speed por favor! Isn’t the Internet great? It’s so odd to think of how far the Internet has come since its development and how fast it has exploded. Well, I’m glad because without it I would be out a career path. I might’ve had to become a nurse like my mother wanted me to…yikes! I don’t do blood.

 

Another device that I’m on a lot is my phone. It’s probably obnoxious how much I’m on my phone. I know, it’s rude to be on it while you’re having a conversation with another person, but whaterr. It’s called multi-tasking. Just kidding, I’m trying to be more considerate. I digress. So my phone, although outdated and beaten up, I still love the darn thing and use it as my primary source of communication to my peeps. Yeah peeps, I said it.

 

Next, I need a hot man to accompany me on this so-called desert island. Do I really need to explain? I do? Fine. So, I really enjoy cuddling and the company of a really attractive guy in general. Sorry for being a total girl right now, but I’m sure a lot of guys probably put down that they would want Megan Fox on this deserted island. Same difference. I really just hate feeling alone and I need someone to keep me warm if it gets unseasonably cold on this island. Actually, the question never specified the location of this island so for all I know it could actually be Antarctica. Once again, I digress. I don’t have a specific guy in mind really, but I won’t cry if it happens to be Chicago Blackhawks Captain Jonathan Toews. Just sayin’.

 

So, I kind of cheated with the last item because it comprises of a bunch of different items, but oh well. I obviously would need the things that are necessary to keep me alive and I think a full stocked kitchen would be sufficient enough to keep me alive until my beau and I figure out how to return to civilization.

 

I apologize for this not being extra intuitive or creative, but I’m just being honest. And honestly, I wouldn’t want to be on a deserted island in the first place.

 

‘Til next time!
Lisa x

 

 

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  1. Professor V says:

    Love it… honest and to the point. Amazingly enough, though, no one has said they would bring another person up until this point… I don’t know why. Definitely gave me a chuckle… nice work.

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